If any of you are looking for Eddie Haskell . . . he’s living right here in my house and looks, oddly, like a little boy we all used to call Wilson. My son’s new tag line when he’s in trouble and he’s one step away from a spanking is:
“Mom, you look cute!”
(shoulder’s shrugged, head tilted to the side, grin with tongue peaking through his teeth)
I feel like I should have a calf length dress and apron on and respond back, “no Wally & the Beave can not come out to see you. Now please leave, I have a cake baking and dishes to finish hand washing!” Who teaches them this stuff!?
Man, he sure can work the ladies!