Mom,

. . . really, I don’t need a nap. I’m not even a little tired. I promise I won’t through a fit when the animal crackers run out in Target & I’ll behave like a complete gentlemen when you tell me I can’t pull every book off the shelves in Borders. But, really, no, ahhhhh, nap. I’m not even the, ahhhhhhhhhh, slightest bit- zzzzzzzzzzz.